Thief

I probably have mention of this before, but Aubrey has a habit of pilfering things from other people's houses. We find toy binoculars in her suitcase, coasters in the diaper bag, rocks in her pockets. There are times her mother will tell her, "Aubrey, you're a little thief."

To which the accused will fire back emphatically, "Mama, I no feef! Jew feef!"