Boring

"Dis Boawing, Daddy."

So says my son every time he would rather do something else. I tried to show him a new iPhone app to help him learn colors: "Dis Boawing." He would rather "watch Darth Bader hit de cah." (translation: He wants to watch "Darth Vader hit the car," the Volkswagen Force Commercial).

Last night I tried to read him a book about being a big brother: "Dis Boawing." He would rather read Mickey Mouse or Teddy Ruxpin.

When he gets done watching a DVD (after 30 minutes), whether its Thomas, Mickey, or Toy Story, he's ready for something else when he says, "Dis Boawing, Daddy."

For a kid who likes to watch the same minute long commercial forty times a day, he sometimes has the attention span of a gnat.